ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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