i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I've blown a few things in my day
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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