ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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