I wish I only lived at night.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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