he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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