Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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