let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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