i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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