I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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