i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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