Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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