yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
