I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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