I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
drinking out of a sandbucket again
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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