You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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