Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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