My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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