yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I love you.
Bad choice
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