awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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