I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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