i just had sex bonerless
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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