hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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