Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
