can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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