She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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