If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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