my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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