So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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