doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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