you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
