Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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