last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Dick very happy bro
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Randomize
