Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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