Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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