I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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