nut hugger
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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