I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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