Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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