Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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