its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
