do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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