normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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