I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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