It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
tell me about the eggs
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