oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I wish i was in the wii world.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize