i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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