8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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