Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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