If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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