Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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