have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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