New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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