Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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