He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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