Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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